Sandman

He got sand in his pockets, sand in his boots,
sand up his sockets and all of his roots,
sand in his face and sand up his nose,
not much of a grace, indeed very gross,
sand in his eyes and sand in his hair,
I ain't tellin' lies, now see right there,
he got sand in his all,
sand everywhere,
sand is his call,
sand is his heir.

His name is Sandy.